A wedding fight in a Hitched paper bag...

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brilliant!

PMSL this thread is hilarious!! ?

Anyone unfortunate enough to have EVERYTHING previously mentioned in their wedding?? ?

Thankfully no but there's been a few.

But we don't care. It's our day, our way...

Can I throw in mothers who refuse to speak to you because you won't invite a distant cousin who you have seen once in the past ten years and when you last rang to speak to them (again, for the first time in many years, but thought I should make an effort) replied with "Jennifer who?". Can I also throw in dads who tell you it's not your wedding but a 'family celebration'?

People using the quote "our day our way?"

Theres been tons of stuff mentioned that we having....really couldnt give two hoots about it though!

haha - im sure that phrase is in the bag!

great minds!

Waist coats and/or cravates that match the bridesmaids' dresses...that match the chair covers, that match the ribbons on the cake, that match the bloody curtains...

OMG Mooey, I can believe you would say that and ruin my whole entire wedding that I have already had! Im going to start a 'Mooey is mean' thread!

We're having Cadbury purple cravats, the bridesmaids are in lemon yellow, the chair sashes are sage green and the ribbons on the cake are teal. Didn't want to put anyone off by having everything matching ?

It's your day your way - wouldn't the world be boring if we were all the same? Luvz ya huni ?

I'll throw in guests asking if they can bring a mate, guests who think booking the hotel and not telling you is as good as an rsvp, sweetie buffets and ring-bearing owls.

I have tears steaming down my face reading this thread! Brilliant!

Please can I throw in suppliers who double their prices as soon as they hear the word "wedding"?

I want to throw in the whole bloody plus 1 thing! ?

Flip me CB you started something here. Well let's just throw chuffin weddings in the bag full stop and be done with it!

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I hear ya!

... and the chair sashes and napkin ribbons

oh jesus, my bridesmaids dresses are pink as are the cravates, chair sashes, favours, cake, swagging....... i did think i had gone over the top but AFTER i had sorted it all...hehe...?

that in turn also match the invites, the save the date thingys and the favour boxes!!!

Constant wedding updates on Facebook...

Heave ho into the bag... get rid of BACK FAT hanging over too small dresses... ?

Chuck balloons in too and white satin shoes (sorry!) and cupcake towers with a oversized cupcake on top (sorry again!)

Throw in the guy who lives near us who has invited himself to our reception and no matter how many times we tell him hes not invited he replys with "I wont eat any food, i will just stand in the corner, i need to find a new woman" F*CK OFF!!

Not really relevent to anyone else, but can I chuck in a cousin who has now asked me twice if I am coming to her wedding (in September) despite me:

a) replying to her invitation within a week of receiving it back in February.

b) telling her I was when she asked me this question via FB over a month ago.

My aunt has just e-mailed me with some addresses of family members which I asked her to send through to me, and she has added at the end of the message "E has asked are you definitely coming to her wedding?"

FFS!

Can i throw in bitchy mothers who thinks its their day and not yours?!

Throwing in jealous friends/colleagues

Chucks in my H's Aunty, Uncle and their daughter who did in fact start a fight at my wedding- not that many people including myself noticed thankfully as it happened in their room. I guess you can't choose your Hs family, but at least we can choose never to invite them to a celebration again...

As shocking as this is, I had to laugh! Tell him there are no single women there...

I prefer them to dull status updates that leave me thinking 'why?'....

*opens top of bag very wide*

I'm throwing in 'vintage style' anything- if it's vintaqe it's old if its mass produced in a factory this year it's not vintage

Also- people who ask for a meal that's not one of the menu choices- if you don't want it don't eat it,

wedding dresses with a 'layered' effect on the skirt urgh also dresses with see through lace top halfs ?

Anyone who now ask's 'how's the wedding going is everything sorted yet??'

*closes top of bag very tightly so nothing can escape*

I would like to throw in the following please:

Dresses with colour detail & any that look like the bride is wearing a baked Alaska. Pineapple hair/ Glasgow facelift hairdos, overly themed weddings (she says after having a polka dot explosion at hers)...

Oooh and bad make-up, ill fitting dresses that make your mammories look like Right Said Fred/the Mitchell brothers are hiding under there. Bad food can be lobbed in too.